I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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