then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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