Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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