Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Randomize
