We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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