smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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