then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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