Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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