I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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