i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
