haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
love makes seman taste better
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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