New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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