honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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