a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We just shotgunned beers for America
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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