I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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