Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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