Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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