I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
