I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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