haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You work out of a Hotel?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
