he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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