Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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