So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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