2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
