bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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