We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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