I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
is wine microwaveable?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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