Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize