During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Randomize