Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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