It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
please come you make the beer taste better
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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