are you still at the devil's house?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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