let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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