That's intense
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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