school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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