i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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