My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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