She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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