butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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