Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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