Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Randomize
