Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Two words: blizzard sex
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I supernannyed him into submission
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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