Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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