I love black thongs
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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