what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
When are your genitals available?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize