Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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