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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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