If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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