Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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