fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
one might say we're banned from that church
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
