She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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