do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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