dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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