I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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